What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 03:20
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do girls ever miss their first love?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Thumbs down again.
No way
What is a good way to conduct an interview?
share office space ...
Then came..
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
What is one thing you've learned from life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...