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13.06.2025 03:59

Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
Still no good.
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives