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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 03:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

What shouldn't you Google?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do girls ever miss their first love?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Where is best free porn?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

No way

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

share office space ...

Then came..

No, not a chance

Why is fitness important?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

What is one thing you've learned from life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Judge rules Trump administration cannot continue to detain Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil - ABC News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?